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These people are the magic behind the music, responsible for the day-in,
day-out task of keeping the home fires burning and the program development finely
tuned.
Douglas Loo
Owner - Grand PooBah
After ten years time served at various high profile clients , Doug
is here to take the worker bees by the hand and guide him or her to a better
tomorrow. When he isn't gussying up his desktop with icon magic, the little
train that could, or adjusting the attitudes of his six kids, he can be found
moving and shaking on his mobile as he tools around the office on his scooter.
Edith Dean
Training Guru - Yoda
The world is Edith's playground. Her mind spins like a Ferris wheel. When it
comes to developing training, she always doubles down. Jokers are wild, but the
frenetic pace of her manuals is wilder (the terms "nothin' but Net"
and "e-merse yourself" have been used, folks). Edith, an human factors
scientist loves to torture those poor focus groups while testing her latest
creation. The government's file on her is located here.
Lisa Jones
Marketing Dreamer - Propagandalier
Lisa
the All-Powerful is eCommerce Developers entire public outreach program. Not
only does she answer each and every particle of the daily tsunami of eCommerce
Developer email, but she also finds time to satisfy her daily fix of Parisians.
She is the only person in our office with an industrial-strength mixer on her
desk, how else could she have developed such nice jingles like "Bingle
Jells"
Norm Alexander
HTML Geek - Evangelist
Norm is
the code writer and gui designer at eCommerce Developers. He is also the
ringleader and publisher of our newsletter.
Before his eCommerce Developer days, Norm has worked as a graphic designer,
writer, HTML geek, disc jockey, and know-it-all webmaster. Michael is a
musician, a preacher, and a 70s-era Prince evangelist. He sees nothin' but blue
skies, and likes to over-analyze Queen songs.
Anthony Murrell
Numbers Guy - Hitman
Sheriff
Ant is actually an Ex-Copper that we feel beholding to. So we taught
him some skills on stats and search engines etc... and viola now he is the
expert.... nobody wants to argue with him after all he holds the guns....ahhh....evidence.
Mr. Ant writes stirring
articles in his "spare" time. Want the myth behind the legend? You
can visit his site,
but you may find it raises more questions than it answers. Oh did I mention he
is chief of security and our representative to the Peoples Court so please heed
his legal Mumbo Jumbo.
Toush Hy
ASP Dude - Digital Savior
Toush
is programmer behind our programs. we still don't understand what he does we
just pay him in coffee beans and he stays locked away in one of our closets and
generates the best code know to man. Every once in a while he comes out signing
like a karaoke machine gone bad but we applaud just the same.
Sillver Wang
Senior Programming Dude - Digital God
Silver
(see Toush just older and wiser) We are thinking of getting him a name change to
Gold or Platinum but we are afraid he will charge us more beans. If given
the chance he would robotize Juan Valdez and take all his crops.
Rhonya Smith
Coordinator - Bosses Wife
Rhonya
is the glue that holds us all together, she is in charge of being in charge and
from time to time she delegates what and how we should behave. Thank god
she is under a life time contract. In her spare time she is a Nurse so we know
she has access to many poisons therefore the staff is awfully respectful to her
do to the fact that we do not want to under chemo treatments without our
knowledge.
And then there's the long list of glorious eCommerce
Developer contributors.
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